if anyone has any useful info or links to programs/government assistance to help with moving out and living independently for someone with very little income, i’d be eternally grateful~
hmm…i remember my nana taking me and my brother to a rodeo when i was probably around 5, and my mom didn’t go, i think to give her a break. when we got back i was excited and describing all the animals we saw to my mom, and for some reason, i guess because it occurred to me that she wasn’t there so i could make embellishments, i told her there had been a unicorn. my mom did that whole “oh, really?” thing where you can tell they can tell you’re lying, but let it slide.
Ditch that red lipstick! Just step on an eggplant nice and slowly, crush it with your bare feet!
Skinny jeans?? Ew! Try instead putting his penis in a chastity cage and electrocuting his anus with a violet wand!
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
Heavy objects were thrown/poetry was recited.